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Small Bay Friday - July 19, 2024
John Rambo. Statue of Liberty locations in real estate. Home Depo versus Ace Hardware. 7-11 prophecy. Cold calling Bill.
Katherine Peach & Matt H
July 19, 2024
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THE $20 JUST GOT FIERCE
STATUE OF LIBERTY LOCATION
the head of acquisitions at an institutional player in my space, whom i have great respect for, recently dropped a great catchphrase which i'm stealing:
a "statue of liberty" location is one with all the visibility in the world but you can't figure out how to get to it.
reminds… x.com/i/web/status/1…
— Perry Solem (@PerrySolem)
2:09 PM • Jul 15, 2024
LISTEN TO THE “OLDS”
Average Home Depot experience: 19 year old needs to page the store manager to ask which aisle the light bulbs are in
Average Ace Hardware experience: 79 year old walks you through every aisle of the store and after 4 hours you know how to build a house from the ground up
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke)
2:59 PM • Jul 16, 2024
HAWAII?
BILL IS NOT A SELLER
I witnessed the worst cold call in history…
I was sitting next to a new broker calling on tenants
He dials...
Broker: "Hi, is William there?"
Receptionist: "William, who?"
Broker: "William.... uhh Gates"
Receptionist: "Are you calling for Bill Gates?"
Broker: "Yes"… x.com/i/web/status/1…
— Aaron Kraft (@aaronk7)
7:06 PM • Jun 24, 2024
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