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- Small Bay Friday - June 6, 2025
Small Bay Friday - June 6, 2025
Knew it. Wisdom. The flavors of middle school. Actually sounds good. Chaotic neutral.

Friday is worth celebrating.
This is Small Bay Friday, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are 5 things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!

KNEW IT
Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive buff.ly/Nk5tMjQ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
1:00 PM • May 31, 2025

WISDOM
The only metrics that matter
— Charles Miller (@charlesmiller_7)
11:49 AM • Jun 1, 2025

THE FLAVORS OF MIDDLE SCHOOL
“Want a Shasta?”
“Does it taste like Coke?”
“It tastes more like a cross between RC and crippling poverty.”
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports)
1:31 PM • Jun 3, 2025

ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD
Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.
— ηιүα ♛ (@niy2pretty)
1:10 PM • Jun 2, 2025

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
My signature changes with every sign
Have absolutely no clue what I’m doing when I get up to bat
— Rashaun jones (@dallas_boy_97)
5:54 PM • Jun 2, 2025
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